It’s amazing I have any friends at all

me: I also would like to confess that I kind of want to see High School Musical 3.
I am a bad person.
4:33 PM Jessica: have you seen the first two?
me: Um. No.
sigh
yes
I’m full of shame
4:34 PM Jessica: oh. are they real movies, or disney channel movies? i have never figured that part out.
me: The first 2 were disney channel movies
this one is a real movie
and I hate myself even more for knowing that
4:35 PM I just might have the first 2 on my laptop.
Maybe.
Jessica: oh ok
hahaha
me: I am full of shame and tortilla chips
me: My burps taste like salsa and regret